we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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