he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
