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(708): View more from Illinois

High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.

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(309): View more from Illinois

I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.

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(805): View more from California

No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear

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(801): View more from Utah

walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."

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(303): View more from Colorado

Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I don't know what to do about my nipple.

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