fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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