champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I think I just sharted jello shots
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