Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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