my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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