if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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