I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Do vagina's smell?
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
We had to coat check the pizza.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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