I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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