I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Enjoy the penises
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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