I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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