OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
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So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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