Will you blow on my dice?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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