I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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