you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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