Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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