As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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