considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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