How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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