Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
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My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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