So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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