She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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