we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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