I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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