somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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