Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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