i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
4 words: hood of his car
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
