We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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