Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
My friends, they love my intelligence
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM