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I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?

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(413): I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person? http://tfl.nu/zgr7

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I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.

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And what brought this epiphany?

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I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later

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(646): I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on. (347): And what brought this epiphany? (646): I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later http://tfl.nu/hsai

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My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually

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(501): My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually http://tfl.nu/zmvh

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just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit

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(732): just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit http://tfl.nu/qpl1

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(845): View more from New York

felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter

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(845): felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter http://tfl.nu/o0yy

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(573): View more from Missouri

I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.

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(573): I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator. http://tfl.nu/5d16

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(256): View more from Alabama

made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold

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(256): made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold http://tfl.nu/0w5z

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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.

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(+54): look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels. http://tfl.nu/ux1z

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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days

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(412): Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days http://tfl.nu/6wcx

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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.

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(614): Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie. http://tfl.nu/il2e

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Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?

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(718): Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status? http://tfl.nu/oy76

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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.

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(801): Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day. http://tfl.nu/wa25

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(626): View more from California

We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40

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(626): We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40 http://tfl.nu/yjln

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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot

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(712): When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot http://tfl.nu/4agl

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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?

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(530): I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday? http://tfl.nu/860p

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