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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...

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• (631): View more from New York

  OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on

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• (425): View more from Washington

  This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity

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• (619): View more from California

  According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him

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• (407): View more from Florida

  She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.

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• (585): View more from New York

  There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.

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