This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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