Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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