I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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