he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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