4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Randomize