His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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