I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
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You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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