Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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home. puking in laundry basket.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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