i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
She told me I should be a condom model.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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