i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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