Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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