Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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