Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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