fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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