laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.