I love black thongs
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Found the puke drawer
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.