My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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