Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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