New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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