idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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