Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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