It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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