Buhtt sex?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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