C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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