she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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