We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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