if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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