For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
