If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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