batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Help. Why am I so naked?
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